Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Week Twenty-Three: Profanity - Melissa

From Melissa:
My piece is titled "What Lies Beneath".

Everyone knows Al Bruno has never uttered a mean or negative word and NO ONE has ever seen him with his shirt off. He's got abs of steel so what's he hiding? Rumors have it that anything from crazy scars, horrible birthmarks or extra nipples are hidden under that white cotton t-shirt.

My theory is that he's got secret tattoos that make up for his nice guy exterior. All the mean thoughts he has (if there are any) are expressed through his "Chest-Art".

I also think his "enemies list" is branded into his back. But I guess that's another blog...

-Big Mel

6 comments:

Al said...

And what have we learned from this? Buy Hanes.

Mello said...

I find it hard to believe that a classy and attractive man like Al Bruno wears manties!!

The rest, however...

Absolutely brilliant, Melissa. Do you think Al's "enemies" tattoos also includes some names that are crossed off? We can only wonder what horrors Al wrought on those poor people that crossed him.

joe bruno said...

Walp, now I'm too scared to sleep tonight.

Dave said...

That's crazy! How did you guys find a copy of Al's 8th grade yearbook photo?

The Big Chump said...

A chip off the old block.

JOHNNY ZITO said...

This explains why he showers with his clothes on.